Friday, January 23, 2009
Review : Villu (2009)
Pathetic!
Rating : 0/5
Genre : Comedy (No Doubt , only in the sarcastic way)
People , I warn you all not to watch this movie , don't be amazed by such words coming from the likes of a Vijay Fan.I have seriously started considering my likeness of the actor.
I have never really given any movie a 'Zero' rating in my slowly building reviewing career.I could even probably watch movies such as 'I Am Legend' , 'Children Of Men' , etc maybe for a second or a third time also.
Coming to talking about the movie , I couldn't see any pluses at all till the end of the movie.Prabhu Deva should start thinking of continuing his career in direction or he has to choose a better script to remake with a better actor who doesn't demand any sort of superman sequences(But you know what ,even superman follows the principles of physics sometimes).If he would ever come in front of me , i wouldn't mind going to jail for killing Prabhu Deva.You must look at the hype that the director and the lead hero created "Villu is a stylish james bond like film" (CRAP) , "Villu is a straight Film" (BULLSHIT) , "Villu will take Nayantara to great heights" (Ya,it surely will,she will be taken to a height wherein she will fall down and die for her own good) and finally Ajith says "Vijay has done well in Villu" (Come on man,you don't need to return 'namesake' compliments just because you people are seen as rivals in the industry)
The Movie starts with a 'saliva spitting' intro scene (THOOO!!!!!) wherein the dupe of the hero (which is clearly identifiable) flies through the air and gets entangled with dupattas and then takes on a group of baddies.All stunt scenes in the movie are worth the dirt under your shoe and if given a chance i will personally visit theatres in Chennai and throw eggs and tomatoes at the screen for such illogical and dumb stunts which even a 1 year old child will question "How in the world is this possible?".I suppose even low budget 'Sam Anderson' flicks will have better logic and screenplay.Watch out 'Sam Anderson' , I'm your fan from now.
Prabhu Deva has tried to give a fast paced action flick (which turns out to be a f***ing flick) where the movie consists of bits and pieces joined together in the most pathetic way possible.
Vadivelu , another ingredient who adds up to the already growing tumour in the viewer's head.
Nayantara ,wasted to the core.I think the producers should have cast a local bar dancer for the skin show they wanted to put on screen.She would have done much better.They could have saved a lot of money , i guess.
All the others (including Prakash Raj) donot play their parts AT ALL.
The Cinematography doesn't deserve any mention and neither does the background music which is a mere collection of music from tv soaps and old movies.
The Songs are better of listening than watching because the dance masters have spoilt their own name for making Vijay dance unwanted and complicated steps for simple tunes.
Ayngaran owners can better join the league of "Satyam Infotech" if they continue to produce such movies.
Lastly but defnitely the least (for this movie) , "Varungaala Puratchi Thalaivar" Vijay.I add such a title because the actor is interested in following MGR's footsteps and news about plans to enter politics are also flying around.This is the 'worst' movie he has ever acted (Oh,sorry ,hmm......what do i say....casted or been) in.What a waste of time and money,i could better have watched an Ajith or a Simbu Movie which could have been better.
I Finished watching the movie with a severe headache,i hope i will get relieved from it only after i virtually kill Prabhu Deva and go narrate a story to Vijay written by me which will properly exploit his talents.Until then,i will need an hourly dose of aspirin.I won't mind even if i get addicted or my nervous system becomes weak.
After criticizing the movie so much,i don't think i've expressed myself fully.Instead let me give you a list of things which you can go, do and comeback and still you would understand the movie.
1) Listen to your most disliked teacher giving a lecture on the subject you hate the most.
2) Get slapped by a 100 girls
3) Dip your face into an uncleaned toilet
4) Sleep
5) Watch Aadhi ,Kuruvi and ATM on three screens simultaneously
Final Verdict : Commit Suicide!!Government is sure to give your family money which you wouldn't have even dreamt of.VILLU - AWEFULLU!!!!
Special Mention : I am grateful in announcing a third successful flop for Vijay after ATM and Kuruvi which atleast made me sit through the whole movie.This hattrick film has flopped in the most disastrous way as possible.
Thank You for reading through my review, and i was fine and not drunk while i wrote this review.Please feel free to add to the criticizm of this assfull (sorry aweful) movie.
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