Review: The Expendables 2 (2012)

Just imagine how heavy the star cast of this movie is! What happens if all of them come together?

 

This second installment of Stallone's dreamchild is just about Boom! Boom! Kaboom! No logic, no great oscar winning story. Its simple..Extreme hardcore action. There is no respect for life, no mercy for anyone. Shoot! Kill! Stab! Explosion! And the movie ends.

 

The star cast is just heavy weight. When was the last time Chuck Norris was seen on screen? He comes in his typical style and cracks one of his own widespread jokes.

 

Everyone has enough space on screen and they shed off their star power and do it all just for Stallone..

 

There is nothing much to talk about the music. It was simple for the music composer to just let guns do all the sounds. Bang..Bang!

 

The cinematography was good. The explosions were properly captured.

 

Stallone rocks even at this age. What muscle power and what charisma. I think it was just for this one soul that this huge star cast came together. The man earns respect.

 

I don't have a rating to give this movie. Just watch it if you wanna brighten up your sultry/sad day. You're in for some kickass entertainment.

 

The Expendables 2: Go for it!

Review: Jism 2 (2012)

I'm going to keep it very short.

Please do not watch this movie. Wait for the Original DVD to come or some channel to telecast it.

The Producers call it a "Romantic Thriller". There wasn't a moment in the whole of the movie when i felt a thrill except for post-interval where they showed "Raaz 3" trailer. It shook my nerve. Interesting movie when compared to Jism 2.

There is no erotica, there is no XX or even a single X. All you get to see is 2 hours of sheer stupidity.

I could forgive the absence of a story, I could also forgive the pathetic screenplay and even the inane dialogues. But the only reason that I can never forgive is the absence of 'Erotica'. That is the only reason I paid 250 bucks for and I'm not convinced. (Yes, I am shameless!)

The only credible aspects of the movie are the songs and cinematography departments. I call it the song department because the background music was a loser. Good visuals in songs coupled with pleasant songs is a treat to watch.

Acting is pathetic and I am not getting into the details. Making a porno out of this cast would have been a better business idea. It would definitely have brought repeat audiences. Sunny Leone probably performs better in porn. (Again, I am shameless!)

I'm sorry but this is it. DON'T WATCH IT!

"To Love Her is to Die" - To watch this movie is to die.

Rating:  i²/5

(Yes, you are reading "-1")

Jism 2: Absolutely Worthless!